Alan Committie’s No Seriously

It’s the new year and madcap comedian Alan Committie returns to Pieter Toerien’s Montecasino Theatre in a BRAND NEW hilarious One Man comedy tour de force! It’s the ideal way to start your year with a laugh!

Amongst a whole host of topics, I will be talking about RED TOUR BUS frustrations, dream interpretations, AMWAY products,  and how to best understand the sales pitch. He also chats about how we have filters and apps for everything, why 50 Shades of Grey can save South African education,  and why America should really be voted off the world-island!

In our modern world we are so “connected” through social media that in fact, we hardly connect with humans at all. Well, in NO SERIOUSLY, we will offer the audience the once in a lifetime opportunity to ask Alan any questions they want in the segment titled: ASK ALAN ANY QUESTIONS THAT YOU WANT! I am not sure that I will answer them accurately or indeed, with any truth whatsoever but I can assure you that I will use words in my reply!!”

If you don’t laugh till you cry; cry till you laugh or – at the very least – make strange gurgling noises that could be akin to laughter or maybe a terrible nervous breakdown – then I will guarantee your money back after the show! **

But if you need only one good reason to come and watch this show then it’s to share in a once in a lifetime opportunity to watch Alan recreate the the thrills, excitement and raw passion in his DO IT YOURSELF DIRTY DANCING lecture!

**THIS IS A BLATENT LIE!! Any attempt to ask for a refund will probably end in an acrimonious court case, stretched out over many years and ending in tears for all parties concerned. So, the best solution is simply to laugh at the appropriate places and – occasionally – in inappropriate places!!

The show is once again directed by Christopher Weare and has an age restriction of 13 up. Tickets can be booked through the theatre or at Computicket.


Alan Committie


Pieter Toerien’s Montecasino Theatre

30 Jan to 3 March 2013

Performances: Wed – Fri @ 8pm, Sat @ 5pm & 8pm, Sun @ 3pm

Tickets cost R150, R100 & R75

All bookings at Theatre Box Office (011) 511 1818 orError! Hyperlink reference not valid.




Join Rave Review for a special evening of laughs at Alan Committie’s new stand up show – No, Seriously?

We have 10 sets of tickets to giveaway for this Wednesday night, 6th February 8PM at the Pieter Torien Theatre, Montecasino. To enter,email with your details!

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